That Derp up there^^

Age: 21

Hometown: Arlington, TX

Occupation: Creep

Into: Music, art, the human body, pretty people, animals, cartoons, words, dreams, cute undies, obsessive love, laughing, & random nonsense.

Not Into:Jerks, shallow ppl, scary clowns, hangovers, the smell of cabbage, waiting long, fake ppl and lying.

Makes me happy: Love & Blueberry Muffins

Makes me sad: Rain

Hobbies: Nerding it out on the computer. 

5 things I cant live without: My computer, Porn, Eyeliner, Food & Movies

Things that make me :Q___:Boys who make me laugh, Boys with tattoos, Girls with tattoos, Boys in Beanies….mmmm Boys…o_0 and now were off topic.

Random things that oddly enough describe me :

The “Fuck it” response
You can’t be best friends without constantly insulting each other
Texting the person next to you stuff you can’t say out loud
Random laughter when remembering something funny
When I was a kid i… no wait I still do that
Hate it when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh
Stopping the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the beeping noise
Making loud shivering noises when getting into a freezing cold car
Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if food magically appeared
Saving a file as jkhifyhso9ij because I am too lazy to write a proper name for it
When I see someone walk by me in the night I assume they are going to kill me
OMG where is my??… oh there it is
Saying “I am almost there” when you haven’t even left yet
God still loves me even if I don’t forward those text messages
I like it when Maci from teen mom says Bentley
Who are you talking to?… tell them I said hi!!!!!
I try to tell a funny story but crack up before I can start
Mentally saying the word WED-NES-DAY when writing the word
I stand in the shower for an hour because I like hot water
I hate when people volunteer in class to read and they cant fucking read right
Making unnecessary sounds when you are bored
When teachers get off track and start telling you stories about their life
Accidentally texting the wrong thing to the wrong person
Yelling run bitch! when watching a horror movie at someone that is about to die
Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it fewer than 160
Got bored so I logged off. Got bored again so I logged back on
I stick my leg out of the covers when it is hot but then I feel unprotected
No justin bieber you don’t love that girl. You are 12
I say the word dude, right before I am about to say something moderately important
No. no I would not like for you to straighten my hair in the middle of the mall.
The winking face turning everything more sexual 
I have no idea what you just said so I am just going to say “yea”
I only check my voicemail to get rid of the little icon on the screen
“Shitload” is a standard unit of measurement in America
Having heart to heart conversations when you are drunk
Blowing the Capri sun pouch up when you are done
After arguments I think of clever things I should have said
When I was younger I would put my face close up to the fan to make robot noises
Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you.
Risking your phones life by taking it into the bath
Remember when we…hahahahahahahahahahaha oh no wait you weren’t there
Anne frank would be so pissed if she knew everyone read her diary
how did mr krabs get a whale as a daughter?
Getting a mini heart attack when someone texts you “can I ask you a question?”
Saying ‘Tada!” after you complete something even though no one is around 
I call them HOT CHIPS not cheetos!
Dude, I’m not going if youre not going
Drunk people taking care of drunker people
Laughing so hard you feel a sick pack coming on
Watching peoples lives fall apart via facebook statuses
Using rock paper scissors for serious decision making
Touching stuff / licking stuff
When i see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two letters were next to each other
Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you
Yelling at inanimate objects
Giving sarcastic answers when someone asks a dumb question
Over reacting while playing video games
For everyone who has ever googled their own name
There would be less drunk driving if taco bell would deliver!
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