i feel something so right by doing the wrong thing and i feel something so wrong by doing the right thing i could lie, could lie, could lie everything that kills me makes me feel alive

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honeybluntbliss:

Also got a new bong. Looks a lil smaller here

wakemeupwhenmylifeends:

I am crying of happiness

captainlitebrite:

tiny-vessels:

OMG I LOVE PIGS SO MUCH

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

strangevibezz:

d0gbl0g:

:}

Bb

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

bowiesnippleantennae:

wessasaurus-rex:

dgette:

o0othreeglassballoonso0o:

laurelizab:

Does anyone else remember these little shorts about the man and woman that symbolized hands on Nick Jr? The watercolor one was always my favorite and then the planting one.

Also, I found a full video of them on Youtube (x) 

YES I love always being randomly reminded of this

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON WHO REMEMBERED THIS I ALMOST STARTED THINKING I IMAGINED THEM!

Hello there childhood 

OH MY GOD, THE PERSON IS BLiND. THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE TO MEASURE HOW LONG THE BOX IS WITH THEIR FINGERS AND WHY THEY HAVE TO FEEL THE KEYHOLE FIRST OMG IM GOING TO CRY