i feel something so right by doing the wrong thing and i feel something so wrong by doing the right thing i could lie, could lie, could lie everything that kills me makes me feel alive

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ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

stop everything and just look at this

elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

mmmmamabear:

Omg

girlwitharrows:

manic-fantasies:

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.

"They told me I could be anything.

So I became the sky.”

Why is no one talking about the FUCKING NEOPETS PAINTBRUSH

newgurl1734:

pollutedbrain:

1duckfacekilla:

I couldn’t agree more.

:-)~~

Neither could I!